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November 15, 2002
God hates hair and welcome home
CYNTHIA RAMSAY SPECIAL TO THE JEWISH BULLETIN
The 18th Annual Cherie Smith Jewish Community Centre of Greater
Vancouver Jewish Book Festival features writers from across Canada
in genres ranging from poetry to fiction to self-help to autobiography.
Here are some excerpts that give an idea of the diversity represented
at this year's festival.
"The word intimacy is vastly overused. You need
it, yes, but what exactly is it? Those who have it don't use the
word and those who are searching for it may never find it. It consists
perhaps of the daily work of connection.... When he is worried about
work, listen. When you are worried about work, talk to him. When
he feels sick, bring him his favorite flavor ice cream. When you
are sick, feel free to ask him to come home early. All of this is
obvious and requires no special knowledge. The electricity that
binds one to another is made up of energy, yours and his, directed
towards each other in kindness, affection and concern."
From "Letter to Any Daughter Who Will One Day Decide to Get
Married, Maybe" in Married: A Fine Predicament by Anne
Roiphe, who opens the festival Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m. The Saul
Berson Quartet joins the opening night celebration. Tickets
are $25 for general admission; $18 for students and seniors.
"Most interpreters of the divine concur / No
matter how much they denounce / Their colleagues' teachings on every
other matter / God hates hair.... We are informed that a
beanie, a scarf, / Or an entire bathmat / Must ride atop the head
/ Lest the Maker catch a glimpse of / The pile of extruded threads
/ He evidently regards with repugnance.
"The assumption of the clerics appears to be / God is a failed
hairdresser / Or barber, or that His own hair / Has fallen out:
so many sects and cults / Shave the pate to indicate obedience to
the Sacred Will...."
Excerpts from "God Hates Hair" in Tom Wayman's
book of poetry, In My Father's Cup. Wayman appears Nov. 17,
4 p.m., after a 3 p.m. presentation by Norman Ravvin about
his recently edited collection Not Quite Mainstream: Canadian
Jewish Short Stories.
Earlier in the morning, Sharon Promislow and Bar Ilan University
Prof. Chaim
Milikowsky share a brunch lecture. At 10 a.m., Milikowsky presents
A Brief History of Rabbinic Time: The Seder Olam. At 11 a.m., Promislow
discusses her latest self-help book Putting out the Fire of Fear.
"[My father] has a fitful memory and sometimes
these days can't seem to even remember his own name, which
he's changed a number of times over the years, just as I have, but
he has total recall, like he was reading from this morning's newspaper,
for what he likes to call the 'religious experiences' of his life:
a dozen or so moments spaced out over largely the first half of
his 60-some-odd years during which, for a moment or an hour or half
a day, the clocked stopped and eternity stepped back to watch."
From Dave Margoshes' novel I'm Frankie Sterne. Margoshes,
who is also a poet, reads Nov. 17, at 5 p.m.
"Owing to his blindness, Yossele was no longer able
to move around much physically. He spent entire days sitting on
a chair in his shop or at home. But a man has to move his limbs
and, if he physically cannot, then he has to move them in his mind.
The world had vanished from before his eyes, yet it existed inside
his head and there he began to travel. He transferred his energy
to his mind and became a carpenter again. He constructed edifices
of thought concerning the world, the Creator and mankind and concerning
his children as well as himself. He grew increasingly amazed at
his own former stupidities. Things that had once seemed of major
importance to him, now appeared ridiculous. Things that he had treated
with extreme seriousness now seemed laughable."
From the English edition of Of Lodz and Love by Chava
Rosenfarb, who reads Nov. 17, 8 p.m. Prior to Rosenfarb, Daniel
Snowman reads from The Hitler Emigrés at 7 p.m.
His visit to Vancouver is part of a two-month world tour for his
book about Europeans who escaped Nazism, found refuge in other countries
and made a significant contribution to their new homelands.
"On Sept. 25, 1948, Halifax Harbor came into view. I
spotted a large banner stretched across the dock of Pier 21 saying:
WELCOME HOME TO CANADA! I was deeply moved by those four simple
words. We had spent three years in DP camps in Austria and were
never welcomed by the locals. Our reduced ration cards were stamped
with a capital 'A' (meaning Auslaender or foreigner) and we were
frequently referred to as verfluchte Auslaender (Goddam foreigners).
But here in Halifax Harbor, I could see that beautiful banner: WELCOME
HOME TO CANADA. I felt that it contained a personal message welcoming
us exclusively!"
From Steve Floris's Escape from Pannonia: A Tale of Two
Survivors. Floris reads Nov. 18, 1:30 p.m.
"Consider those automated company phone directories
where you have to punch the letters of the employee you want into
your phone. If you're like me, you're never quite sure how to spell
anyone's name. Is it Beetman? Or Beitmann? Or Bietman?
"If you were talking to Mable [the operator], she'd just say
'Oh you mean Mr. Boethamien, the nice man who works in billing.'
"But a machine doesn't make that leap.... If IBM wants to do
humanity a favor, it should forget about building a machine to outthink
humans and create one to think like a human; a machine that would
adapt to our indecision rather than forcing us to keep making decisions.
"Until then, there's only one way for humans to fight back
against the (phone) system. Let's go on strike. Next time you call
a bank, airline or 411, refuse to play by their rules and press
zero for an operator.
"If we all press zero all the time, maybe the people behind
the machines will figure out what we think of their system. Support
the human race.
"Press zero now."
From "Unromancing the Phone" in Press 1 and Pray
by Josh Freed, who reads Nov. 18, 7 p.m. Province
movie critic David Spaner, whose work has appeared in such
books as Total Baseball and The Greater Vancouver Book,
presents the same day, at 8 p.m.
"I hadn't returned to Toronto since Labor Day weekend
and felt guilty about not seeing Jay again. But I didn't like coming
back. In love with its own boosterism, Toronto is charmless, yet
smug. You can almost ignore this in the summer, when green branches
arch over some of its streets, or at moments in winter, when snow
blankets the trees. But not for long, and not when the momentary
passing of every celebrity visitor is noted with reverence: 'That's
the restaurant where Liza Minnelli ordered soup flavored with lemongrass.'
Hype, around the clock."
From Pack Up the Moon by Richard Teleky, who reads
from his novel The Paris Years of Rosie Kamin Nov. 19, 6
p.m. He is preceded by Vancouver writer and Province food
columnist Mark Laba at 5 p.m.
"The thing I found most offensive in the issue about
the discussion of homosexuality ... was the inability to disagree
... without being labelled homophobic. I do not regard myself as
fundamentalist, conservative, homophobic. But the caricature is
that."
The character of David, former pastor of St. Alban's in Port Alberni,
in Mark Leiren-Young's play Articles of Faith, about
same-sex blessings and the Anglican Church. Leiren-Young's reading
Nov. 20, 7 p.m., features excerpts from his plays. Karen X. Tulchinksy
reads from her latest novel, Love and other Ruins, a sequel
to her first novel, Love Ruins Everything, at 8 p.m. the
same evening.
The book festival closes Nov. 21 with a presentation featuring Vancouver
Sun books editor Rebecca Wigod in conversation with Your
Mouth is Lovely author Nancy Richler, at 7 p.m. A reception
to honor the volunteers of the community follows. Admission is free,
however, reservations are recommended: call the Hadassah-WIZO office
at 604-257-5160.
In addition to the numerous readings, there are author signings,
book launches, creative writing workshops, school field trips, a
young authors' tea and numerous children's programs. There will
be new books, used books, videos, CDs and cassettes for sale daily.
Everything takes place at the JCC. For more information, call 604-257-5111
or visit www.jccgv.com.
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