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Name: @JO80
Location: The Jewish Universe
Web: http://www.jewishoctogenarian.ca
Bio: On the ground, running, giving you what you want.
858 Following 1,933,734 Followers

Coffee. Lots of it. Check fridge for leftover hamantashen?
9:08 a.m. via Tweetish

When will people realize that ihatehumanity.com is not a legitimate source?
9:12 a.m. via Tweetish

@Baconfantacee check out the newest group for hot Heeb singles, jew-wish.com.... It’s off the hizzook!
9:25 a.m. via Tweety

Conference call with CJPETA: is Vancouver ready to hear about the Jewish stance on ethical animal husbandry?
10:00 a.m. via Tweetish

Have we run a story ‘bout Israeli-Palestinian peace process through lens of the Mormon bible in the last seven years? If not, assign.
10:45 a.m. via Tweetish

@DJRebbetzin5770 U guys doing a story on that event where fun was had by all? The food was amazing! Ur readers will love it. Want the caterer’s number? Call me.
10:48 a.m. via Tweetmama

What’s up with organic apples this year? Anyone else feeling cheated?
11:47 a.m. via Tweetish

@Gefilterfish You think you feel cheated?!?! What about that last issue? Where’s the story on my grand-niece, Hailey, and her science fair project? You don’t care about medals?
12:00 p.m. via Tweetme

Patting the office mascot. Who’s a good doggie? Check into training her to answer e-mail.
1:30 p.m. via Tweetish

Another letter to the editor: completely hilarious but too libelous to publish. Save for Purim?
1:35 p.m. via Tweetish

Last week’s editorial tally so far: three accusations of imbalance; two of obvious right-wing slant; five of an overt “peacenik” bias. Job well done.
2:28 p.m. via Tweetish

@JewGirl87 My friend iz totally doing something awesome. She’s awesome. U guyz gotta get the gossip. I can hook u up!
3:00 p.m. via IHeartTweet

To answer the phone or not answer the phone?
5:02 p.m. via Tweetish

Never answer phone after 5 p.m. again.
6:10 p.m. via Tweetish

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